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Monday, September 26, 2005
Serendickity
Today I reveal the following tedious facts about myself and some people I know:
Thank you.
1. I made a heinous mistake on a sweater sleeve.
2. I went to grade school with a guy who, as an adult, was arrested for painting a face on his flaccid penis and turning it into a puppet and showing it on a cable tv station. I saw the penis on TV, but didn't recognize it as a member of my community. I think it was something about his eyes.
3. I know a guy who is on a popular TV show now. I have not seen his penis. I swear.
Thank you.
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